Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Club New Orleans News

What’s in store in June for The Club New Orleans?  A LOT.

May brought so much change and energy to The Club that new manager Robbie Martin wasn’t able to work in his welcoming party. But before getting to that let’s talk about the big things…

First, our foyer has been renovated.  The lighting has been modernized to LED which plays beautifully off of the pewter, metallic textured walls.  The clutter and signage has been removed and refined.  The feel is more conducive to the check-in procedure of a nightclub/bathhouse.  It definitely makes a statement as one enters the club for the first time.

Summer Specials have started, even though it is not quite summer!  Monday through Thursday from 8am to midnight all lockers and rooms are half priced!   No more weird times to remember and trying to figure out which rooms are half priced on which days…

The gym is in transition…  a few sections of the walls have been painted “Deep Space Gray”, but time was needed to remove unnecessary and outdated exposed wiring.  Painting continues and the gym should be finished by this weekend.

Our “VIP” rooms have been rebranded to “Hardcore” rooms.  Each has its own sling.  Room 300 has been renovated to play off the vibe of the foyer.  The walls are textured and painted pewter metallic.  LED lighting has been installed over the crown molding in 7 locations and patrons have the ability to change the color and programing of the lights.  Not to worry…if colored LED lighting isn’t your thing the room is also equipped with traditional red incandescent bulbs and dimmed white halogen spots to provide the perfect amount of light.  There are black sheets on the bed, or use the sling…  a “bare-butt swing” style sling located right in front of the window… ideal for the exhibitionist who wants to be seen and not touched.  And, with the TV on an articulating arm you can watch tv from any location in the room.  Room 300 is sure to be our most sought after room yet!

This month begins our monthly bear party called Bear Trap, on Saturday June 8 and on the second Saturday of every month going forward.  Pizza will be provided by Pizza Delicious, THE BEST pizza in New Orleans.  Whether you are a bear, otter, cub or bear chaser, this party is for you!

Club New Orleans will have quite a presence at New Orleans Pride this year.  Manager Robbie Martin is stepping out of his DJ retirement to spin the Pride Kickoff Party at Boomtown Casino on June 21st.  Saturday June 22 brings the Pride Parade smack dab down the center of Bourbon Street, the entire length from Canal St. to Rue Esplanade!  Look out for the cute guys in the back of a pick-up truck with The Club’s logo on the side tossing beads to the crowd!  And, all of the volunteers of New Orleans Pride will be wearing T-shirts donated by The Club New Orleans…with our logo on the back!

NOAIDS Task Force has expanded HIV testing hours at The Club New Orleans.  Every other Tuesday of the month now from 8pm-11pm and now on Saturdays from 4pm-6pm!  Come get your oral HIV test FOR FREE with results in 20 MINUTES!

Oh and back to Robbie’s welcoming party “Open House”…that’s on Friday June 28th from 7pm to midnight.  During this time period get a free locker with the purchase of a onetime membership!  Come see The NEW Club New Orleans with all of its changes and have some Good.  Clean.  Fun!