Monday, January 28, 2013

Club Columbus News

NO MORE SNOW & COLD. PLEASE! 
We wish it were that simple to just ask for no more snow and wake up tomorrow with the crisp, clean smell of spring in the air. Unfortunately, it isn't that easy. But what we can do is offer up a little escape for one lucky member to get away from the frigid temperatures in a contest that we call..........


ESCAPE THE COLD GIVEAWAY
The management and staff of our flagship Club in Fort Lauderdale will graciously open theirs doors to one lucky winner for a three night stay and from what we know about Club Fort Lauderdale, that lucky winner may never want to come back to Ohio. It is nothing to see a favorite adult film star working out in the gym or Chi Chi LaRue filming her next big production. In fact, fans of Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild may recognize that the infamous "zombie bathhouse" and Golden Shower scenes were filmed there.

All members are eligible to enter the contest each time they enter the Club. The attendant will give you a small card to fill out and place in the box. We will draw the winners name during our Valentines Party on February 14th. Package includes round trip airfare and three night stay at the Club with in & out privileges (special to contest winner) so that you can get out and enjoy the nightlife in sunny Fort Lauderdale.


RED GLOW / RED LIGHT PARTY @ 8 pm
We certainly hope you don't think that we have gone all mushy on you because we are having a Valentines Day Party. It is true that real love can be found in various areas of the Club but generally our attitude is WHO NEEDS LOVE......WHEN THERE'S THE CLUB. We will serve up a delicious spread of food, screw in the red lights, hand out the red glow sticks and let you let your freak flag fly. "Love" is always in the air @ Club Columbus.


RECONSIDER THAT GOAL
The New Year Celebrations have come and gone but New Year's resolutions can be made at any time of the year when you think about it. If you set one on January 1st and have only stayed on track 50%, that is a good indication that you are motivated and challenged. Failures and disappointments are critical steps to success. If you haven't achieved a goal or it has fallen by the wayside, set a new deadline or reconsider your goal. We offer competitive prices and a gym full of the equipment you need to get things back on track. Call or stop by, speak with our gym manager Bob for a FREE VISIT to check out our gym. It is never to late.


Like us on Facebook @ Club Columbus or on Twitter @ theclubcolumbus & Stay Warm!

Club Indianapolis News

NO MORE COLD & SNOW. PLEASE!
We wish it were that simple to just ask for no more snow and wake up tomorrow with the crisp, clean smell of spring in the air. Unfortunately, it isn't that easy. But what we can do is offer up a little escape for one lucky member to get away from the frigid temperatures in a contest that we call..........


ESCAPE THE COLD GIVEAWAY
The management and staff of our flagship Club in Fort Lauderdale will graciously open theirs doors to one lucky winner for a three night stay and from what we know about Club Fort Lauderdale, that lucky winner may never want to come back to Indiana. It is nothing to see a favorite adult film star working out in the gym or Chi Chi LaRue filming her next big production. In fact, fans of Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild may recognize that the infamous "zombie bathhouse" and Golden Shower scenes were filmed there.


All members are eligible to enter the contest each time they enter the Club. The attendant will give you a small card to fill out and place in the box. We will draw the winners name during our Valentines Party on February 14th. Package includes round trip airfare and three night stay at the Club with in & out privileges (special to contest winner) so that you can get out and enjoy the nightlife in sunny Fort Lauderdale.


SUPERBOWL SUNDAY. EVERY SUNDAY FOR THAT MATTER.
We know that our beloved Colts didn't make it to the Super Bowl this year but we are still setting up a Super Bowl Sunday style feast for all game watchers. You can always join the crowd each and every Sunday for our Sunday Lunch / Sunday movie @ 1pm. If you have a movie you want to share, bring it along. It has become a Sunday must-do.


RED GLOW / RED LIGHT PARTY @ 8 pm
We certainly hope you don't think that we have gone all mushy on you because we are having a Valentines Day Party. It is true that real love can be found in various areas of the Club but generally our attitude is WHO NEEDS LOVE......WHEN THERE'S THE CLUB. We will serve up a delicious spread of food, screw in the red lights, hand out the red glow sticks and let you let your freak flag fly. "Love" is always in the air @ Club Indianapolis.


RECONSIDER THAT GOAL
The New Year Celebrations have come and gone but New Year's resolutions can be made at any time of the year when you think about it. If you set one on January 1st and have only stayed on track 50%, that is a good indication that you are motivated and challenged. Failures and disappointments are critical steps to success. If you haven't achieved a goal or it has fallen by the wayside, set a new deadline or reconsider your goal. We offer competitive prices and a gym full of the equipment you need to get things back on track. Call or stop by, speak with our manager Brad for a FREE VISIT to check out our gym. It is never to late.


Like us on Facebook @ Club Indianapolis or on Twitter @ clubindy & Stay Warm!

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Club New Orleans News

Hey guys! Sorry to be a little late with this month's newsletter but 2013 has started out with a bang!  Thanks for a very good New Year's celebration! The Club's sundeck was the best place in the city to view the huge fireworks display shot from dueling barges on the Mississippi River.  The French Quarter has been busy this first week hosting the Sugar Bowl sponsored by Allstate.  Thanks to all you Kentucky and Florida boys for making The Club New Orleans THE place to be.

Come kick off the Mardi Gras season with The Club's annual King Cake Party on Sunday, January 6th.  We'll have plenty of the delicious pastry and if you're the lucky one to find the baby in the cake, just take it to the front desk and exchange it for a prize.

New Orleans has eight gay Mardi Gras Krewes all gearing up for their extravagant Balls. To find a complete listing visit www.gaymardigras.com .  In addition, check out all the parade dates and times at www.ambushmag.com .

Come join the Men of CumUnion at their monthly party held at The Club January 19th starting at 10pm.  $20 will get you access to the Club and includes refreshments.  The first 25 Men will receive a complimentary XXX DVD.  For more info check out www.cumunion.com .

Did you make a New Year's Resolution to lose weight and get in shape? If you answered yes, get down to The Club and renew your gym membership.  Gym passes are available for just $45 a month. In addition to the gym, the membership offers full access to the Club's many amenities including steam room, sauna, giant whirlpool, and sundeck.

Have a happy and safe New Year from all of us at Club New Orleans!